Sacha Kljestan (and his magnificent hair) showing mastery of Lesson 2.
There are only five lessons at the Marcelo Balboa Camp for Hair and Soccer:
- Rinse, Lather, Repeat and always use conditioner before big games.
- If you’re in the wall, JUMP fool!
- Take the second yellow whenever you can. That way you won’t miss the quarterfinal game . . . that your team didn’t qualify for.
- The key to soccer is knocking-it-around and pulling the strings. (This also can apply to – ah - personal time in the bathroom and/or yo-yoing.)
- If the conversation wanes to uncomfortable silence just blurt out “that’s better” or “that’s much better.” Everyone will nod knowingly.
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