The Helventii are playing some good foot-ball. Normally, I despise the Swiss for their isolationist policies and refusal to extradite Count Chocula for crimes against the roof of my mouth! But, they looked good against the Koreans.
Best Game: Togo v. France. France scores! Twice! However, the French press believes Lance Armstrong gave the attacking players steroids. In fact, Armstrong is linked with most everything that is wrong with France.
Best ESPN Factoid: ESPN2 will air Dave O’Brien’s 4-hour profile onLandon Donovan’s dog called “Heart of a Champion” this Saturday at 7:00 p.m.
Best face paint: I do the same thing when Gertrude won’t make me tapioca pudding. Sometimes you gotta just get naked in protest!
The Final Whistle:
Harry Kewell on scoring against Croatia: “That goal I scored wasn’t only for myself, it was for the whole team and the nation.” Kewell then immediately added, “Except that Dean Gardner whacka’. That son-of-bitch owes me a hundred dollars, and until he pays up he can’t share in the goal.”
Overall Hasselhoff Rating for the Day: (3 out of 5)
- Something doesn’t seem right
- Proof Sacha Kljestan attended the Marcelo Balboa Camp
- MLS Offers Additional Income Options for Players and Fans
- EXCLUSIVE: D.C. United Obtains Second Shirt Sponsor