Zidane, Henry, Raul, all the Brazilians . . . what a wonderful day of foot-ball!

Best Game: Both games. The Brazilians won convincingly, but their countrymen and the long-hairs in the ESPN booth feel they must play flawlessly. Whatever. The Les Blues looked impressive against a talented, but possibly cursed, Spanish side. Still, I’m hungry for Tapas. Gertrude! . . . get me some tiny hot dogs on sticks!

Best ESPN Factoid: This could be Zidane’s last international game.Yes, I know! I remember from when you told me five minutes ago, JP!

Best face paint: This is a tattoo:

Just kidding

The Final Whistle: I can’t stress this enough. Winning teams bring REAL girls to the game. Losers bring their inflatable girlfriend. Leave her at home! (I’m looking at you Spain.)

Overall Hasselhoff Rating for the Day: (out of 5)

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