Poor France. The Les Blues haven’t scored since the Clinton Administration (me either by the way).

I had high hopes those Brazilians might salvage the day. I was wrong. Brazil scored but then turned into dogs and chased the checkered clad Croatians around like the Purina chuck wagon.

Best Game: South Korea v. Togo. The game had it all. Crazy hair styles, goals, a red card. Plus, “Togolese” is the best name for a people ever!

Best ESPN Factoid: Marcelo Balboa gets paid by the “ah.”

Best face paint:
O.K. Not technically face paint, but you gotta admire the craftsmanship of the masks!
The Final Whistle:
I found something beautiful about the Brazil game!

Overall Hasselhoff Rating for the Day: (out of 5)

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