Ah cruel death, too soon, too soon was this divorce

mooch.gifAh cruel death, too soon, too soon was this divorce,
‘Twixt youthful Romeus’ heavenly sprite, and his fair earthy corse!
— Arthur Brooke’s Romeus and Juliet

The worst headline of the day: Former Rapids coach Myernick dies

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Worst headline pun of the day – “Wambach scores twice as U.S. women freeze Iceland” – yields the best quote:

It was not the prettiest of goals, but some of them aren’t. And that’s what true strikers do, they just score. It’s not how. It’s how many.

Somewhere Jason Kreis and Taylor Twellman are nodding knowingly.

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We’ll be funny tomorrow. US Soccer lost one of the good guys today.

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