Black and Red All Over

Letter from the Editor

Like Ben Olsen’s beard, the Far Post is ever changing. I have directed my staff of reporter monkeys to begin full time coverage of my beloved DC United and the MLS.

MLS haters and Euro snobs can kiss my ass! I heart MLS. It’s like watching your kids grow-up — you wince at the mistakes, but the successes are sweet.

And speaking of sweet successes, I just dropped my fifth Thad B.A.D. rap CD called “AARP Life” featuring Hip Replacements and Fi-Ber. Get it at your local Walgreens.

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The Bench:

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Thaddeus Byron Aloysius Dopenhopper
Mark McClure

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