Resolutions for the New Year

1024 x 780 is so 2006!

In 2007 Thaddeus resolves to . . .

  • Eat more tapioca pudding!
  • Take less care with spelling
  • Make more videos (more on this later!)
  • Wear my Reading FC jersey more often
  • Constantly mock this poser site: http://www.farpostreport.com/ 1

Lefty resolves to . . .

  • Never get caught ridin’ dirty
  • Use her MBA for awesome and not for good
  • Eat more chicken!

Gertrude resolves to . . .

  • Poison the pudding, then . . . (Free at last!)
  • Work for Barack Obama

(1) Seriously. If you are going to steal our concept you could at least link to us.

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