Andrea Canales, the Mrs. Garrett of soccer reports, drops major ‘incites’ today in her column – Landon traveled with a Teddy Bear while in Germany! We knew Kasey Keller doesn’t go anywhere without his Walgreens brand Ultra-Fiber pills. (That’s why everyone calls ‘ol Kasey – “The Hard Deuce”)

“The youngest of three children (twin sister Tristan arrived first) raised by a schoolteacher mom, Donovan has evidenced a sentimental streak. At 16, despite the mocking of teammates, he would take a teddy bear given to him by a girlfriend on road trips. A two-year stint with Bayer Leverkusen’s reserves produced huge phone bills from frequent calls to his family and friends. He traveled home as often as possible, finally leaving Germany to join Major League Soccer on loan to the San Jose Earthquakes.”

Humiliating stuff Andreas! Just ‘cause you were sleeping with rest of the Leverkusen’s team at 16, it doesn’t make you better!

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