Burp-o
Excuse me.
DCU misunderstood the Labor Day assignment. Instead of honoring labor with a hard working performance against the Goats, they honored women with a painful two-hour birth of a crying – but healthy – baby win. Oh the pain! Someone give that game an epidural! Just breath, honey!
Sexy Videos!
Like all proud parents, we have video of the birth . . . Look at poor Cheatin’ Bob standing there in disbelief!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3209611504616273912Sweet Creamery Butter!
Don’t be fooled. This is a soft goal. The real highlight is Garth Lagerway’s amazing recap of the goal. Give that man a local Emmy!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3250934046647570247Haymarket Riot
The end of the game, however, did honor labor by re-enacting the Haymarket Riot. We did not see any of what happened (thanks TV producer!) but we now know, The Man issued yellow and red cards. So two of DCU’s hardest workers are out of the next MLS game. That’s management for ya!
If you are a Chivas USA fan you need to ask yourself three questions: a) Why? b) What manner of evil hex did Gomez put on Preston Burpo? c) What is that smell?
Rating: 3 (out of 5) MVP Ballots for Christian Gomez. DCU can’t win without him and Preston Burpo can’t stop any of his shots.
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