Business in the front, party in the back!
With Etcheverry’s mullet in attendance, United found new ways to make the beautiful game ugly. DC was all business up front when Moreno entered the game helping the team score three goals (the fourth was an own goal). The clowns in back, however, gave up multiple fouls near the penalty box, a penalty, a red card, and three goals.
Midnight Cowboys
Rod “Hey, I’m walking here!†Dyachenko and Jamil Walker teamed up for a bizarro-world version of Midnight Cowboy. Dyachenko moseyed around the field in no particular hurry to defend or win headers. Walker hustled like Rizzo, but to no avail. Some movies don’t need to be remade …
Would you believe…?
I was squirming in my RFK seat composing a rant about how United may have tapped the Argentine well dry with Filomeno and Donnet, when Matias made a bold run down the middle of the field and beat Fat Tony with a Sweet Creamery Butter of shot. Then he pulled off his boot and made a call! Get Smart! The whole thing made me reconsidered my position. Well played, Matias. But you’re still on notice . . .
What is black and white and red all over?
Facundo Erpen.
What an asshat. Stomping on John “keeping Altidore’s spot warm†Wolyniec is a colossal waste of energy and anger. Wolyniec has played for three teams this season and has four goals. Just ignore him!
Rating
4 (out of 5) Alan I. Rothenberg Trophies
Count ‘em and weep Metrosucks Red Bull fans!
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