Exclusive images of the new D.C. United jersey
Yeah booooooy!
As Steven Goff reported today, D.C. United has sold out to reached a deal with Volkswagen. D.C. United will now run around with a giant VW logo on their chests and, for some reason, this makes soccer nerds happy. Apparently, having an advertisement on your jersey makes you legit. Well if that’s true, then D.C. will have the most street cred around . . . check it:

Magnificent! The Washington Wizards have Soulja Boy and now United has Flavor Flav!
(United will continue to wear alternate road jerseys)
D.C. is clearly after increasing its female audience. Ladies love VWs! Volkswagen makes some of the girliest cars around:
- Beetle (has a place to put flowers!)
- Rabbit (especially the Cabriolet)
- Jetta (the preferred car for sorority girls from Penn State)
Updated! Quavas Kirk speaks Truth to Power!
From the D.C. Sports Bog:
Other players more enthusiastically discussed which model they might pursue under a discounted purchase plan, with Quavas Kirk immediately rejecting a Jetta.
“No, that’s a chick car, I won’t be driving a chick car,” he said. “I can’t drive a Jetta, I’m not gonna lie.”
*sigh* it should have been Mercedes
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