Play the hottest new game on President Bush’s “Internets!” – John Wilson Defender Robot!

Rating: Zero. Minus five points for RSL playing on Green Flubber (tennis’ US Open should use this surface, it’s so bouncy), John Wilson, and every Mormon reference that came out of Garth Lagerway’s mouth.

The MLS “Rap”

So I went to a fight and a Red Bulls/Dynamo game broke out! RBNY has adopted the ABMOD’s personality and is getting feisty. Don’t forget August 16th is “Throwback” day at Giants Stadium. DCU 2006 is playing DCU 1997! Wear your old DC United jerseys and cheer on The Bruce, Richie Williams, John Harkes, Mark Lisi, and the rest of the United rejects!

The Wiz and Revolution split two goals for a tie in a competition for MLS’s Most Underperforming Team . . . both teams will try and settle this again on August 9th.

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