How to Tie a Tie
First you’re gonna need two Argentines . .
Everything was just right. I was watching tiny 1/4-inch players running around on my computer screen thanks to the Sen. Ted Steven’s inter-tubes system. And, Gertrude had just served my tapioca pudding. Then 1/4-inch Facundo Epren, standing in the United penalty box, kicked the ball straight up in the air. Dumbstruck by his countryman’s play, Matias Donnet gazed admiringly. Meanwhile Taylor “Couldn’t-Score-in-a-Dollar Whorehouse-with-a-Buck-in-His-Pocket†Twellman jumped above Donnet and headed the ball to a surging Clint Dempsey. Boom. 1-1. And that, kids, is how you tie a tie.
JoJo in the booth!
The New England Fox Sports Net broadcast booth was graced during the second half by pop singer, Freddy Adu pal, and Foxboro, MA native, JoJo. Unnerved by the sight of a beautiful young girl, Greg Lalas babbled something about loving Toto before running out of the booth crying. Order was eventually restored and they managed to pimp her new CD.
Comcast SportsNet needs to get some DC stars in its booth. Maybe they could get Ian MacKaye in the booth to pimp the new Evens release. Or, maybe the boys from Thievery Corporation could play some beats underneath Dave Johnson’s call of the game.
Rating
2 (out of 5) JoJo and Freddy pictures. Minus 3 points for giving up the lead, the football markings in the field, and Dempsey wearing a pouting look on his face every time a United player push him around.
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