Shouldn’t this be “Twisted D.C. United News”?

D.C. Sports Bog says that his best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Nick Rimando pass out at 31 Flavors last night sprain his ankle running with his dog. I guess it’s pretty serious.

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Breaking D.C. United News [WaPo]

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