Singing the Highlights

Sweet creamery butter! Gather Lagerway has some competition for the goofiest play-by-play commentary! Watch and enjoy . . .

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It burns! Burns in your head! Gol! Gol. de. Scholes. Gol. de. Schoooooooles.

DC United Tracks:

  1. Jaime’s Got a Goal (to Aerosmith’s Janie’s Got A Gun)
    Jaime’s Got A Goal
    Jaime’s Got A Goal
    The whole defense came undone
    From lookin’ straight at the sun
    What did the goalie do?
    Look what he just let through!
  2. Here It’s Gomez Again (to OK Go’s Here it Goes Again)
    I should have known,
    should have known,
    should have known again,
    but here it’s Gomez again.
    Oh, here it’s Gomez again!
  3. Freddy (to Toni Basil’s Mickey)
    Oh Freddy
    your goals are so pretty
    the others don’t understand.
    It’s guys like you Freddy
    ooh what you do Freddy
    Adu, Freddy
    don’t break my heart
    Freddy.
    Hey!

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