United for DC

First XI Charity Kick-off Luncheon

Congratulations to DC United and the organizer, Meghan Cameron, on a great event; it was a lot of fun! I was assigned the table with Jay Nolly and Mark Simpson. Jay is a terrific guy and kindly answered all my silly questions about training and goalkeeping tactics. While he should have deduced from my pasty complexion that I have a website, I didn’t mention it. So, I’ll skip direct quotes. But, it is clear the team – and Jay – are very excited for Saturday.

Brief observations

  • It took Ben Olsen all of . . . I dunno . . . five minutes before he had shed the DC United team suit jacket and rolled up his sleeves. I think he even fouled someone just to set the tone.
  • Victor MacFarlane and Will Chang get it. DC United is in great hands. The team’s commitment to Ward 8 and extending the brand through more merchandise seem wise to me.
  • The team is clearly disappointed by their loss to Chivas in the Champions’ Cup. Both Kevin Payne and Tom Soehn mentioned the loss in their remarks to the group.
  • The Hilton served salad, butter pads shaped like the Capitol dome, and chicken.
  • Victor MacFarlane, Will Change, Kevin Payne, and Tom Soehn spoke to crowd. Each man ‘hugged it out‘ after taking over from the preceding speaker.
  • Despite my best efforts I couldn’t get Dave Johnson and Emilio together for an “It’s in the Net” competition.

Fuzzy, poorly composed pictures of the event

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Steven Goff (back to the camera) checks in with DC United Co-Managing Partner Will Chang and Head Coach Tom Soehn.

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Items from the silent auction. As a Vikings fan, it took every ounce of restraint not to burn the Culpepper jerseY. But since he is now making the Dolphins suck, I let my anger go.

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Victor MacFarlane’s son bids on some items.

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The Capital Hilton’s set-up.

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They didn’t even bring all the silverware . . . just to taunt other teams. “Uh?” “Oh that? Just some stuff from the shelf.”

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