MLS Cup Goes Green!
Like any good corporate citizen, MLS is attempting to reduce waste and its impact on the environment. So they are offering the following MLS Cup Recycling Program:
- They are reusing last year’s teams.
- Each player in the game will wear unsold David Beckham jerseys to boost ratings and remind everyone he’s in the league.
- The Alan I. Rothenberg Trophy will be made out of the hundreds of old Josh Gros wrist casts.
- ESPN will reduce emissions by powering its telecast with Eric Wynalda’s ego – nature’s only completely unlimited and renewable energy source.
- David O’Brien will retell all of last year’s stories about players and continue to ignore what is happening during the game.
- In place of plastic water bottles the league will just run a garden hose to the field. (Gross! Don’t put your mouth on it, Twellman!)
- The bus chartered by the Revs is running on nothing but hopes and dreams!
- RFK’s pitch will be natural fertilized by the massive turd D.C. United left from the first round of the playoffs.
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