Faustian Bargains!
Buy the ticket, take the ride
In recognition of the crass shopping holidays such as Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Devon McTavish Tuesday (at Zales!), we propose another soulless deal:
What would you trade for the U.S. Men’s National Team to win the World Cup in your lifetime?
Comments:
I almost said that I’d have Mexico win every other World Cup in my lifetime until I realized, in a strange twist, that would actually make me Satan.
The other Olsen twin.
The 2004 ring I always forget about.
Florida. And then I’d make DC the 50th state!
Exclamation points.
Thx,
Jay! (oops)
Asterisks.
RFK and DC United.
My left nut.
DaMarcus Beasley….ooo too early?
Ampersands
Taco Bell’s chicken quesadilla with extra jalapeño sauce.
i would give Constitutional Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6, and 8 to win this thing.
oh. what? the World Cup? i thought you said “war on terror.”
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