Super Bowl Comments - First Half
6:05 p.m. - Jim Nantz and Phil Simms are already on our nerves.
6:12 p.m. - Predictions:
- Thad B.A.D. - Colts by 10.
- Disco Jim - Chicago by 3.
- K-Ron - Bears.
6:16 p.m. - D—-d B——m!!!! Super Bowl ad. Good joke (You’re a football player for L.A.?)
http://www.spike.com/video/28196466:18 p.m. - Billy Joel can’t sing.
6:24 p.m. - Bears win the toss, but elect to receive? First questionable call of the game.
6:27 p.m. - Nevermind. Now we know why they received. Bears get six.
6:33 p.m. - Two traveling calls and then a pick. Indy . . . play football!
Ad 1 - Doritos Ad: Good. B+
Ad 2 - Blockbuster: Disco Jim loves the talking, digital animals. Overall posse rating is B+
6:39 p.m. - Bears O looks soggy.
Ad 3 - Sierra Mist: Beard Comb-over. C
Ad 4 - SalesGenie: Only losers work hard? D
Ad 5 - Sierra Mist: Karate class. Lame. Where is Freddy?!!! D.
6:43 p.m. - Um. Note to Bears. 3rd and long. It ALWAYS goes to Harrison . . .
6:47 p.m. - Great TD. Tony Romo alert on the PK!
Ad 5 - FedEx: Moon office. C
Ad 6 - BudLIght: Auction Wedding. Good idea, bad ad. C-
6:50 p.m. - The rain is the X factor.
6:52 p.m. - A game of big plays!
Ad 6 - Snickers. Men kissing on TV! Alert the Right! Alert the Dittoheads! Awesome. B+
Ad 7 - Schick. All razor ads suck. D.
Ad 8 - Chevy. Good cameos. C
Ad 9 - BudLight - Ah. Fun with stereotypes. C-
CBS Ad - Oprah and Letterman!!!! The best.
7:04 p.m. - “Ball’s out!” will be the new way male celebrities make news. David Spade will “let a ball out” whilst getting into his Hyundai.
Ad 10 - GoDaddy.com - Good cameos, but this is a dead horse. D
Ad 11 - Coke - Grand Theft Auto meets “I’d Like to Buy the World a Coke” . . . hilarity does not ensue. D
7:20 p.m. - Great First Quarter.
Ad 12 - Bud. K-Ron and Disco Jim like the sentimental dog ads. B
Ad 13 - Garmin. Long live hair bands and Japanese action movies. A-
7:28 p.m. - The game is settling in.
Ad 14 - CareerBuilder. Good. B
Ad 15 - Chevy. Now the gayest car in America. D
7:33 p.m. - “Better to get issues, than to have issues.” -Nancy to Phil.
7:35 p.m. - TD. Payton begs for for 2. But there is too game left . . .
Ad 16 - BudLight. Fist bump is out. C.
Ad 17 - BeatYourRisk.com - This is a Big Pharma ad. So it sucks. D
Ad 18 - GMC Ad. Hmm. C-
Ad 19 - Coke. Black history month ad. Nice idea. B-
Ad 20 - Connectile dysfunction. We had that once. Not afraid to admit it. C
7:49 p.m. - BIG Turnover.
7:50 p.m. - But then a BIGGER Turnover! Damn. Rex Grossman needs those balls with handles on ‘em.
7:52 p.m. - The option! Holy crap the Colts just ran the option . . .sort of.
Ad 21 - Doritos, Tostidos, etc - noting the significance of two african-american head coaches. B-
7:54 p.m. - Huge hit. Brian U. with the hit.
Ad 22 - Coke. Hold man gets second wind. C
7:56 p.m. - Hell gets colder. Vinatieri misses the FG.
7:58 p.m. - Great first half.
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