The Stanley Works introduced the new â€œGroundskeeper Willie Riot Wrenchâ€ in honor of the 2006 World Cupâ€™s first match day. The Riot Wrench is marketed to hooligans around the world as a â€œfunctional cudgel with team pride!â€
The wrench is based off of Stanleyâ€™s heavy-duty pipe wrench, but it has been modified with a bottle opener and kazoo. Customers can customize their wrench with their teamâ€™s colors and flag. For an extra $50 (USD), customers can have their hotel address engraved into the handle so the ambulance knows were to dump their limp and bloody body.
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