Five Burning Questions for US v Mexico
We need to see a doctor . . . this really burns!
Sports Illustrated’s Grant Wahl poses five questions ahead of tonight’s US v Mexico match. What a fluff piece! We pose some real questions.
1. Did they clean up all the egos that Ohio State left on the field during the National Championship Game?
I would hate for this game to be marred by a bad pitch. Can you image Bobby Convey having a sweet run ruined by tripping over the monster 4-for-14-on-35-yards turd that Troy Smith left.
2. What does Felipe “Tortilla Price Stabilization Pact” Calderón think about his team playing in the same stadium as the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl?
Since Tostitos aren’t made with a single ear of natural corn he probably doesn’t mind.
3. Is it racist to call the US back line the “Border Patrol”?
Yeah. We think it is too.
4. Where is Frankie Hejduk?
Seriously. Has anyone seen Frankie? Do you think a shark got him? Normally US camps are rotten with the smell of Frankie.
5. How many times will Rob Stone say “They call it a friendly, but it is anything but!”
We say 5 five times.
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