Proof Sacha Kljestan attended the Marcelo Balboa Camp


Sacha Kljestan (and his magnificent hair) showing mastery of Lesson 2.

There are only five lessons at the Marcelo Balboa Camp for Hair and Soccer:

  1. Rinse, Lather, Repeat and always use conditioner before big games.
  2. If you’re in the wall, JUMP fool!
  3. Take the second yellow whenever you can. That way you won’t miss the quarterfinal game . . . that your team didn’t qualify for.
  4. The key to soccer is knocking-it-around and pulling the strings. (This also can apply to – ah - personal time in the bathroom and/or yo-yoing.)
  5. If the conversation wanes to uncomfortable silence just blurt out “that’s better” or “that’s much better.” Everyone will nod knowingly.

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