Walker, Texas Ranger
Like a jump kick through a car windshield, Jamil Walker saved the day for United in Shelbyville tonight. The game however should have ended much sooner than Jamil’s OT goal. Unfortunately, DC’s attack couldn’t finish. (I’ve seen fewer missed scoring opportunities at an AU frat party.)
Alligator Arms Nick Rimando stood still on Cow-lum-bus’ fine set-piece goal in the first half. Thankfully, someone oiled the tin man at the half. The movable version of Nick was able to cover-up Erpen’s mess in the second half. Phew!
Rating: 100 degrees! (out of 100)
Amateur Night in LA!
Quavas Kirk and Alan Gordon – who? – scored for the Gals against Roma FC – who? . . . This game sounds made-up. We refuse to report on crazy, made-up stuff. We have a reputation to maintain!
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