US Soccer fans let out a sigh of relief yesterday when doctors announced that Claudio Reyna’s MRI exam showed the player’s right hamstring is OK, and that he is in fact “just really old.” Chris “Ice-Man” Peterson, the head athletic trainer for Camp Bruce said, “Old Balls Reyna should be ready to go for the first game against the Czech Republic.” Reyna could not be reached for comment as he was at dinner when the story broke at 4PM.

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