Day 11 - The numbers all go to eleven

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten.

Curse that Gertrude! She has the day off and left my RCA Victor Television Receiver turned to Bravo, her favorite network. I don’t know how to work the confounded contraception, so I had to watch episodes of Blow Out all day. I liked the Ukrainian episode the best . . .

Best Game: Spain v. Tunisia. It took 69 minutes before Spanish fans could breath again. Poor souls. They were turning blue, like the French!

Best ESPN Factoid: none.

Best face paint: The Swiss sure like to add! You + Me = Us!

Swiss Face Paint

The Final Whistle:
Reporter: I get a lot of contributors writing in saying that Claudio bogs the attack down; that you guys are so fast without him.

Bruce Arena: [snickers at the question]

Donovan: Claudio is our best player. Period.

The question is directed to Bruce Arena.

Bruce Arena: I don’t know who’s thinking that is. Writers you said? Well, that’s why they’re writers, I guess. We don’t listen to writers or fans in all honesty . . . “

Word, Bruce! I don’t listen to writers or fans either!

Overall Hasselhoff Rating for the Day: (out of 5)

Hasselhoff Rating 3

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