Ronaldo’s Ball-Juggling Skills Called Into Question
Fierce Hot Tranny Mess!
Peak oil? Famine in Africa? Wars? U.S. Economy in the tank? All those stories are hot tranny messes! And they are hard to cover. You gotta understand history, cultures, and – shudder – economics. But a good old fashioned soccer player with some transvestites is pure news gold!
Let’s take a look at the coverage:
- ESPN took the highroad with the headline: “Ronaldo claims bribery by transvestite hooker” (only mention of a single hooker?)
- Canadian Press goes with the dignified: “Police question soccer star Ronaldo after run-in with transvestites” (ah, it was more a header than a “run in”, I’m guessing)
The UK, predictably, goes with puns:
- “Ron’s an AC-DC Milan ace now” - Glasgow Evening Times
But the Brits are also fond of hard-hitting journalism! No one can track down a tranny hooker like the Daily Mail! (Videos and pictures!)
But blogs are the real stars of this show. They know how to make this turd of a story, sublime! Check it:
- “Ronaldo Has Sex With Three Transvestites” screams Goal.com
- “A Soccer Star and 3 Tranny Hos” mocks Fashion.ie
- “Soccer Star Plays Ball — With Three Transvestites” explain TMZ.com
- “Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game” offers Deadspin
Finally, honorable mention goes to Asia for:
- “What a balls-up” by The Standard of Hong Kong and . . .
- “Star’s delusions of gender” by the The Age of Australia.
Your turn! Write your headline in the comments.
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